You would think being a prostitute would be hard enough without having to worry about infomercial stars punching you in the face. When I read this I could not stop laughing. Now I am waiting for Billy Mays to be caught in a gay train prostitution ring. I wonder when Vince Shlomi punched the girl if he said "ShamPOW" Sorry couldn't help myself.
It looks to us like Vince Shlomi is spending all that ShamWow money on prostitutes and fur.
Shlomi, who’s most commonly known as the ShamWow dude, was recently arrested on a felony battery charge after allegedly beating up a prostitute. Dude, no hitting!
According to TheSmokingGun.com:
“Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she ‘propositioned him for straight sex.’ Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly ‘bit his tongue and would not let go.’ Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.”
But wait! Was Vince wearing the cruel stuff while acting out?
We need YOUR help! If you’re a fur expert, chime in and help us determine if the tacky fur trim is real or fake.
It looks to us like we might have to charge ShamPOW with a felony fur offense!
Monday, March 30, 2009
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